Source: Modesto Bee ()
By ERIC ADLER
KANSAS CITY STAR
last updated: December 18, 2007 03:21:45 AM
“Come on, you cows, let’s hit the next roof!”
OK, so this isn’t close to what Santa Claus really shouted to his eight tiny reindeer. But, putting all the magic and mystery of Christmas aside, he certainly could have.
As anyone who knows anything about reindeer will tell you — and that someone would be Donna Naughton, a researcher at the Canadian Museum of Nature who is writing a book on all animals Canadian …
“Santa’s sleigh was pulled by cows,” she said, “meaning female reindeer or caribous.”
And if Dasher, Dancer, Vixen and all the rest had been real reindeer — rather than the magical Christmas reindeer — they probably would have been pregnant.
Naughton knows this because:
All male caribou and reindeer (for the record, reindeer are domesticated caribou) drop their antlers by early to mid-November. So Santa’s antlered sleigh-pullers couldn’t be boys.
Female caribou and reindeer — the only female deer that possess antlers — typically are pregnant by mid-November. They give birth to a single calf in late May or June.
So odds are that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen were carrying little Christmas packages of their own.
Eight tiny reindeer? Similarly, if Clement C. Moore’s 1822 poem, “A Visit From St. Nicholas” — you know, “The Night Before Christmas” — is correct and Santa’s reindeer are “tiny,” they probably wouldn’t have been brown, as in most illustrations. They would have been white.
That’s because, in general, the most well-known species of caribou and reindeer — such as Canada’s woodland caribou and barren-ground caribou or the mountain reindeer of Northern Europe — are large and brownish.
But the tiniest reindeer on Earth are the short, stubby-legged reindeer of Norway and the graceful Peary caribou of the Canadian arctic. Both have white coats …